Grandpa: "Where's the shampoo?"
Me: "Over here. What do you like, Head and Shoulders?"
Grandpa: "Nah, I don't like that."
Me: "How about some Pert Plus? It's two in one!"
Grandpa: "That looks okay." [Pause] "What's that (pointing to a bottle of Crew)?"
Me: "Oh, that's Crew. It's like the trendy men's shampoo. Makes you smell really. . .masculine."
Grandpa: "Give me that." *Puts jumbo sized bottle of Crew in the cart*
It was a doozy. Aside from the entertainment, Sam's was also good for some nice cuts of pretty cheap meat. I bought a scoop of boneless skinless chicken breast for $1.97/lb. It was a 15 pound scoop and it had eight breasts - can you do that math? These were the biggest chicken breasts I've ever seen. We took a few of them over the my brother and sister-in-law's place on Saturday to grill out (fabulous!). Today I thawed out one (that's right - one) breast so that I could make a nice dinner for Craig and I tonight. We had a delicious lightened version of Chicken Cordon Bleu, thanks to Taste of Home. For the full recipe, please see Light Chicken Cordon Bleu Recipe at Taste of Home. I followed the recipe closely, making a few changes in seasoning based on our taste, and subbing buttermilk and Special K for plain milk and Corn Flakes, because that's what I had on hand. We both really enjoyed our dinner - it felt decadent, but it didn't break the 'calorie bank.' Score!
(Photo taken from www.tasteofhome.com)

Makes me miss my Papaw. He was a hoot too.
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